Icky Ficky

Icky Ficky

One, two, three, four.

My name's Mr. Normaltyon,

I'm just an ordinary type of bloke,

My life's mundane, I hate my job,

My life's mundane, I'm such a knob.

I don't go icky ficky,

I don't go icky ficky ficky

I don't go bling, dong, bling, dong,

I don't go ough, ahh, ough, ahh,

I don't go biddleiddleiddleiddle,

I don't go one, three, four.

My name's Mr. Normaltyon,

I'm just an ordinary type of bloke,

My life's mundane, I hate my job,

My life's mundane, I'm such a knob.