Mary Baker Eddy

Mary Baker Eddy

I read a book tells me death doesn't really exist

The author died years ago, I think that is rather a twist

She said the body was only in somebody's dream

But we all know she wore clothes 

And kept that body quite clean

We might've believed her 

If her teeth hadn't fallin' out

(Mary Baker Eddy)

We might've believed her 

If her teeth hadn't fallin' out

Is your religion as false as 

The teeth that reside in your mouth?

(Baker Faker)

(Mary Baker Eddy)

Do you breathe, do you bleed, 

Do you see that it's all really there

(Oh no wa)

While you deny the fact

You are steadily loosing your hair

She said that Jesus was merely a perfect man

But I never heard of her dying and rising again

We might've believed her 

If her teeth hadn't fallin' out

(Mary Baker Eddy)

We might've believed her 

If her teeth hadn't fallin' out

Is your religion as false as 

The teeth that reside in your mouth?

(Baker Faker)

(Mary Baker Eddy)

(Mary... Mary... Mary...)