The Farm

It's not a place you can get to by a boat or a train
It's far far away
(Toto)
Behind the moon
(I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too)
Beyond the rain
(I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore)

Yeeeeeaaaahhhhh.....

A there's a cockroach in my coffee
There's a needle in my arm
And I feel like New York Cit'ay
A get me to the farm

A get me to the farm
A get me to the farm
Somebody get me to the farm

I got terminal uniqueness... (yeah)
I'm an egocentric man... (ooh yeah)
I get caught up in my freakness
But I ain't no Peter Pan
A get me to the farm

A get me to the farm
Get me to the farm
Get me...

Buckle up straight jack
Sanity is such a drag
Jellybean thorazene
Transcendental jet lag
Sanity I ain't gotta
Feeling like a pinata
Sucker punch blow lunch
Motherload pigeonhole
I'm feelin' like I'm gonna explode

(Yeah)... I'm gonna shave my head
I wanna be a Hare Krishna
(I'm gonna...) tattoo a dot right on my head
Heh heh heh heh...
(Huh a)... and the prozac is my fixer
(Yeah)... I am the living dead

Follow the yellow brick road...
(I'm melting... I'm melting... no... no... no)
Follow the yellow brick road...
(If I were King of the forest)

A take me to the farm
A take me to the farm
Somebody take me to the farm
Somebody take me to the farm (X2

Take me to the farm
Take me to the farm
Take me to the farm (X2

Take me to the farm
A take me to the farm
Somebody take me to the farr.... m

Wake up honey...

Then I'm sure to get a brain...
A heart...
A home...
The nerve...