Once A Ghost Always A Ghost

Once A Ghost, Always A Ghost

Once upon a time I stumbled on a master plan

Better than a time'machine, simple to understand

Just consume a pint of this and one or two of these

Head in arm and hand in hand we'll haunt the seven seas

If you choose we can confuse your favourite enemy

Find a dungeon with a pungent tropicality

Waft about and groan a bit and make him feel at ease

Head in arm and hand in hand we'll haunt the seven seas

Isn't it original to be invisible,

Be a ghost and make the most of when you come to call

Nobody will know you're there unless you care to sneeze

Head in arm and hand in hand we'll haunt the seven seas